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Who keeps squeezing the toothpaste in the middle?

Submitted by Neil McKay on October 1, 2012

I've misplaced the fingernail clippers again.
I only use them over the bathroom sink.
I only keep them in the drawer.
There's no one here to borrow them.
No one to leave them in the living room,
Or the kitchen, or to pocket them
And never return them.

The annoying qualities of housemates
Remain behind like ghosts.
If only their lovely qualities remained as well.